The Hamstring Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McLaughlin's stadium. Only over McLaughlin.
78%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McLaughlin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.