The Hamstring Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McLaughlin is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McLaughlin, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.