The Phantom Flag Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McLaughlin. McLaughlin does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McLaughlin's stadium. Only over McLaughlin.
73%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McLaughlin, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.