The Phantom Flag Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“A mysterious flag erases McLaughlin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- McLaughlin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McLaughlin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.