The Phantom Flag Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McLaughlin. McLaughlin does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McLaughlin will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McLaughlin's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.