The Wind Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McLaughlin is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
83%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McLaughlin's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.