The Phantom Flag Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“A mysterious flag erases McLaughlin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McLaughlin gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
72%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McLaughlin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.