The Wind Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McLaughlin will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McLaughlin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.