The Wide Left Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“Ref: "Number McLaughlin, that's a flag." McLaughlin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- The broadcast shows McLaughlin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- McLaughlin gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
90%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McLaughlin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.