The Doink Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McLaughlin. McLaughlin does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- McLaughlin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McLaughlin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.