The Late Scratch Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- McLaughlin kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
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-13.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McLaughlin, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.