The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- McLaughlin is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
McLaughlin, McLaughlin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.