The Late Scratch Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The broadcast shows McLaughlin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- McLaughlin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McLaughlin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.