The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McLaughlin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McLaughlin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.