The Phantom Flag Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- The broadcast shows McLaughlin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McLaughlin, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.