The Shank Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- McLaughlin will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
86%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McLaughlin's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.