The Wind Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows McLaughlin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
McLaughlin scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.