The Snap Count Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“A mysterious flag erases McLaughlin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McLaughlin will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McLaughlin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.