The Wide Left Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- McLaughlin's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
McLaughlin, McLaughlin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.