The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McLaughlin. McLaughlin does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McLaughlin's stadium. Only over McLaughlin.
87%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McLaughlin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.