The Phantom Flag Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McLaughlin trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- McLaughlin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McLaughlin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.