The Hamstring Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- McLaughlin hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
85%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McLaughlin's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.