The Garbage-Time Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Bears defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
90%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bears drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.