The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Bears defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
72%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bears's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.