The Bad Spot Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Bears will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
83%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Bears scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.