The Late Scratch Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Bears defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
82%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bears's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.