The Blown Coverage Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Bears will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
91%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bears's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.