The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Bears defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
91%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bears, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.