The Snap Count Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Bears offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
92%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bears, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.