The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Bears defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bears's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.