The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Bears defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
86%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bears drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.