The Bad Spot Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Bears defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
80%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bears drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.