The Snap Count Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Bears defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
84%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bears's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.