The Prevent Defense Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Bears defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
74%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bears drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.