The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Bears defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
72%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Bears scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.