The Late Scratch Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Bears defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
90%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bears's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.