The Bad Spot Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Bears defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
86%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bears, Bears, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.