The Hamstring Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Bears defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
74%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bears, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.