The Prevent Defense Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Bears defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
89%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bears's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.