The Prevent Defense Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Bears offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
85%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Bears scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.