The Invisible Route Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Okonkwo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Okonkwo drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.