The Chip-and-Release Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- Okonkwo will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Okonkwo's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.