The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- Okonkwo stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
90%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Okonkwo, Okonkwo, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.