The Hamstring Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Okonkwo is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
72%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Okonkwo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.