The Chip-and-Release Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- Okonkwo lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Okonkwo's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
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- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.