The Hamstring Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- Okonkwo gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Okonkwo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.