The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- Okonkwo scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Okonkwo, Okonkwo, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.