The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“The broadcast shows Okonkwo on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Okonkwo's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.