The Late Scratch Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- Okonkwo tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Okonkwo, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.