The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Ref: "Number Okonkwo, that's a flag." Okonkwo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Okonkwo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.